The Life and Times of Liam Stevens

This site is about me 'Liam Stevens', I've had a bit of help building it but one day I should be able to do it by myself with maybe a little help from Grandad and my Chav uncle Weekend Rob.

Above is a picture of me with my mother Sarah taken about an hour after I was born, I didn't find the experience too bad although I was kept waiting for almost 12 hours after I decided to come out, my Grandad has written about it here

I was born on the 14th July 2005 at 17:35 at St Mary's Hospital Portsmouth, my dad is Mark Stevens (aka Spok) and my mum is Sarah Montague (aka Treacle), I weighed 8 lb and 10 oz at birth and have big feet, mum and dad think I may become a footballer.

Dad watched me being born, Grandad Steve and Granmother Diane (aka Flossie) and Grandmother Maureen were there as well so I got to meet the folks as soon as I popped out, shortly after Grandad Neil turned up for the photo shoot.

'I'll' be adding more pictures to my website as I grow up and writing about the things that happen to me.